kitchen remodeling los angeles is booming

Can you believe it?  People all over the world are hearing about Kitchen remodeling los angeles!  It’s booming!  It’s spectacular!  People are finally coming to the realization that the kitchen is the heart of the house and people who really love their families get great kitchens put in.  If your house has a regular old kitchen then you hate your wife.  It’s that simple.  If you don’t invest at least 20,000 dollars into a new kitchen then your children will become addicted to drugs and your daughter will start having sex with black men.  Is that what you want?  I didn’t think so.

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kitchen remodeling in Los Angeles is booming

When I was young my dad wouldn’t buy my mom a new kitchen.  Now I’m not saying it destroyed my childhood but it sure would have been nice to have a place in the house that was nice and shiny and new. It would have been nice to have a place in the house that I would feel proud to show my friends. In fact, I never brought friends to the house.  Was is all because we had an old dingy kitchen that stunk?  Yes, that had a lot to do with it.  Also my dad liked to lay around in his underwear and it was embarrassing.

What was my sister doing all this time?  Screwing black guys.  You guessed it.  Now I want to tell you that I knew a guy who lived in a house with a really nice kitchen. A modern kitchen. A kitchen that was big and open and had an island in the middle where his Aunts could chop stuff.  It had a wine fridge and a spice rack and 3 sinks!  It was a great place to hang out and drink wine and talk about life!  Remember life!  It was such a wonderful time in my life being there in that kitchen.


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